Sunday Night Humor

So considering this was my first day as an official "blogger"  I wanted to thank the individuals out there who took the time to read my first post with this somewhat witty, crass attempt at humor.

About two summers ago, I was working at a Country Club as a cook.  Basically, I helped run the snack shack that fed the pool goers and golfers (hence the above photo) When the hungry were not clawing at our service window like zombies moaning for brains, I had a lot of time to bounce jokes off my fellow coworkers.  One of the ongoing jokes was a list comprised of the top ten things you should never say during a first date.

Here is the list.

10.  So after this date would you like to come home and see my puppet collection ?

9.  Yea, so two disorderly conducts and a lifetime ban from chuckee cheese's, what a weekend!

8. Have a sip, don't worry, I got rid of my herpes.

7. Sometimes when I get real excited, I fart.

6.  Listen, let's cut to the chase.  Am I getting lucky ?

5. The last time I was here, I got food poisoning. 

4. I brought you here because it's cheap.

3.  I cry a lot.

2.  What do you mean that's not your name ?

1. Sorry, I have to take this call, it's my wife.



So there you have it.

Enjoy !

Best,


Mark